When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
We are not the sum of our possessions.
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.
There is only one amount of money – just not enough!
Today, there are three kinds of people: the have’s, the have-not’s, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-have’s.
The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!
Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.
I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?
Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.
A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.
A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.
Don’t depend on anyone but yourself for providing financial security.
Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.
Carpe per diem – seize the check.
