A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
I’m rich beyond my wildest dreams.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
I give lectures for money, but all the money goes to charity. So, I make no money from it.
Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.
I’ve been poor and I’ve been rich and rich is better.
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.
The want of money is the root of all evil.
I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
The only way you will ever permanently take control of your financial life is to dig deep and fix the root problem.
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.
Acting used to be how I paid the rent, but I sold a tequila company for a billion f**king dollars. I don’t need money.
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Money is the representative of a certain quantity of corn or other commodity. It is so much warmth, so much bread.
I have no interest in becoming a tax exile and living somewhere I don’t want to – I just want to be at home with my family.
We’re not motivated to make more money. We all have too much already. We want to do good work.
What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.
Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.
Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.
