Making money aint nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die youre just as graveyard dead as he is.
Money is the best deodorant.
I give lectures for money, but all the money goes to charity. So, I make no money from it.
Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
Philanthropic efforts are among the best rewards you can have for a life well lived.
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
Acting used to be how I paid the rent, but I sold a tequila company for a billion f**king dollars. I don’t need money.
You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.
I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
If you want to make a million you don’t have to understand money, what you have to understand is people’s fears about money.
If saving money is wrong, I don’t want to be right!
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.
Carpe per diem – seize the check.
The lack of money is the root of all evils.
Use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal.
More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!
What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.
