Joan Rivers

The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she’s shopping.

I was so poor growing up, if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.

A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

It’s money. I remember it from when I was single!

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.

Steve Jobs didn’t give a shit about money, and I do give a shit about money. I wanted to have a lot of money. I thought it would change my life, which it did, but not in the ways I expected.

The want of money is the root of all evil.

If a person gets his attitude towards money straight, it will straighten out almost every other area in his life.

The point is, you can never be too greedy.

You can’t borrow your way to prosperity. Look for ways to create value and you will attract money.

Hobbies cost money but interests are free

Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.