The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around.
Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.
When a fellow says it aint the money but the principle of the thing, its the money.
Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.
Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.
What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Money without brains is always dangerous.
If a person gets his attitude towards money straight, it will straighten out almost every other area in his life.
Steve Jobs didn’t give a shit about money, and I do give a shit about money. I wanted to have a lot of money. I thought it would change my life, which it did, but not in the ways I expected.
I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock.
What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.
When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in the world. Now that I’m old . . . I know it is.
I make no claim to being a business genius. You can make so much money in this business that it loses its value.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Money is indeed the most important thing in the world.
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.
