When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in the world. Now that I’m old . . . I know it is.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Money is the best deodorant.
You can’t borrow your way to prosperity. Look for ways to create value and you will attract money.
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
It’s like when you see all the slave movies. Why you gotta keep reminding us about slavery? Why don’t you show us – put Michael Jordan on a $20 bill.
I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.
It’s money. I remember it from when I was single!
If money be not they servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.
Acting used to be how I paid the rent, but I sold a tequila company for a billion f**king dollars. I don’t need money.
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?
Money frees you from things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money comes in handy.
When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.
The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.
You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.
Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.
The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles’ heel. But if you don’t need money and you don’t need fame, then you’re free.
