My most favorite joke is that to keep a marriage, the husband should have a night out with the boys and the wife should have a night out with the boys, too.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.
I don’t remember anyone’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
The women’s movement hasn’t changed my sex life. It wouldn’t dare.
I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things seriously. This attitude of mine gets me into a lot of trouble.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.
There is no diet for a big ego.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
Macho does not prove mucho.
I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
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