Zsa Zsa Gabor

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.

Remember-the only place men want depth in their women is in her décolletage.

When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things seriously. This attitude of mine gets me into a lot of trouble.

History’s gonna be harder to make than I thought.

I’ve known Daniel since I was 22. We did a play together in London many years ago.

There are positive things that come of social media as well as negative.

[on Syrian Refugee Crisis] We have a worldwide international catastrophe – talking about it is one thing, doing something about it is another.

(On his feud with rapper Ja Rule) Right now he’s desperate. He should be talking about me, not Eminem and (Dr. Dre) and everybody else. He’ll lose, he knows that. The route that he has to take is the “I’m a mad gangsta” hardcore route, and ain’t nobody gonna believe him.

Guys act strange around me. I swear I don’t know why!

This Velvet Mafia thing is just another homophobic, nasty kind of thing that jealous queens make up.

I don’t like my feet. I’m not crazy about anybody’s feet. But I have flat feet.

I’m not going to have a baby until I’m around 30-something.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.

[reacting to George Zimmerman’s acquittal] I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

You don’t even realize how much you need Internet, but it really stops you from doing a lot.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.

And now that you have a child you have to clean up your act, ’cause you can’t drink anymore. You can’t come home drunk and go, ‘Hey, here’s a little switch: Daddy’s gonna throw up on you!’

So when I come across as being everybody’s mate and nice and humble, I’m only nice and humble to a certain degree; the other side of me is arrogantly determined to do what the f**k I want.