Zsa Zsa Gabor

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I don’t remember anyone’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

Macho does not prove mucho.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

The whole idea of music, from the beginning of time, was for people to be happy.

No wedding bells for me anymore. I’ve been happily married to my profession for years.

I feel like there’s a race being run in Los Angeles for some unattainable goal – to be the best, the skinniest, the most beautiful. I just admit that that’s what I’ll never be.

I come from the tradition of a big Irish family that loves to sing. I love to perform.

I’ve discovered as I’ve grown up that life is far more complicated than you think it is when you’re a kid. It isn’t just a straightforward fairytale.

Being on tour is like being in limbo. It’s like going from nowhere to nowhere.

My mum and my dad are the sweetest couple.

Cotton Owens was leading and daddy was second. They came up on me and I moved over to let them pass. Cotton went on, but daddy bumped me in the rear and my car went right into the wall.

Before Twilight, I did any movie that I got offered. But now fans expectations have doubled and I just can’t mess around. Today, I can’t afford to be a part of any movie. I have to question a lot more now before I take a project. After all I can’t disappoint my fans.

It’s more egalitarian on the Internet – anyone can put anything up. But in terms of the money it takes to allow a band to get good, there’s less of it to invest.

Frank Sinatra and Stan Getz had been friends of mine, and I wanted to pay tribute to them.

I only cook when I’m in love.

I can’t believe we’ve got away with becoming this huge band. And we still haven’t done anything I think is that good yet.

An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I’m going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.

I guess each relationship is different. That’s what I love about relationships. Even when they end, you’ve learned so very much, so much to take into your next relationship and to take into your life. It’s the greatest thing that comes out of an ending – so it depends on the person.