Zsa Zsa Gabor

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I believe in large families. Every woman should have at least three husbands.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

If you have your eye set on somebody, don’t beat around the bush.

Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying ‘I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award.’ The other is ‘You want fries with that?’

I’ll be a nun, raise my daughter, and make albums.

I don’t like Tommy on Broadway at all. I like the music, I’m pleased with Pete’s success but I don’t like what they’ve done to it.

Every person has a signature. Just some people don’t know it yet.

You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth: cause I’ll break yo face.

I try to keep a low profile in general. Not with my art, but just as a person.

Fame for fame’s sake is a completely empty experience. Fame should be a by-product (and not necessarily a good one) of achieving something extraordinary.

Who on Barbie D? Who on Barbie D?

I love connecting with people, playing games, music and finding ways to help or give back to communities/organizations…Having my own talk show where I get to do all of these things is pretty much a dream job!

I think the world has too many actresses.

For me, singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness.

There’s so many parts of your life, you know? People say that you don’t get any better after the age of about forty or something like that, as a performer. I find all that to be a misconception. I don’t feel bad about the way I present stuff. The calendar and the mirror – they’re bastards.

[on the NSA surveillance program] Mr. President, when Michele Bachmann is in your side you may want to look at the side you are on. She is the canary in the crazy mine. I myself wear a bracelet that says: ‘What wouldn’t Michele Bachmann do?’

I have cellulite. I have stretch marks. I feel intimidated by Victoria’s Secret. Hollywood is one of those endless competitions, but it’s like running a race toward nothing. There’s no winning. You’re never going to win the pretty race. I just want to be the best version of myself that I can be.