Zsa Zsa Gabor

To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

My most favorite joke is that to keep a marriage, the husband should have a night out with the boys and the wife should have a night out with the boys, too.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

I don’t know many singers who actually do like the sound of their own voice.

As we’ve seen, Trump is a masterful denier of both reality and responsibility. He’s a man who would kick you in the nuts and then tell you that your penis did it.

I’m speaking for all of us. I’m the spokesman for a generation.

Florida, just because you’re shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn’t mean you have to act that way.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

I don’t normally do shoots in bikinis – I’m just not that kind of girl. But for ‘Maxim’ I was like, ‘Bring it on!’ I wanted to wear the higher heels and the skimpier bathing suit. I figured I’d go for it!

Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot.

Acting is really about showing up that day and telling the writers what you feel like saying.

[On taking a pay cut to make a documentary] I could keep trying to do the same kind of comedies. You know how it’s going to go, and you can get an audience with it, but then I feel like a hamster on a wheel.

I go by my instincts. It’s whatever I feel in the scene in the moment.

If the songs aren’t there and you throw a TV set out of the window, who cares?

I didn’t miss out on a family life because of racing. I had one because of it.

I resent performing for frisking idiots who don’t know anything.

Left to my own devices, I dress like I’m here to service your aquarium.