I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers-but then, nobody is perfect.
Macho does not prove mucho.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
I don’t remember anyone’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
I pay all my own bills… I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.
I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.
I only cook when I’m in love.
To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.
I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
My most favorite joke is that to keep a marriage, the husband should have a night out with the boys and the wife should have a night out with the boys, too.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
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