How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers-but then, nobody is perfect.
My most favorite joke is that to keep a marriage, the husband should have a night out with the boys and the wife should have a night out with the boys, too.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
I only cook when I’m in love.
I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things seriously. This attitude of mine gets me into a lot of trouble.
I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Remember-the only place men want depth in their women is in her décolletage.
Macho does not prove mucho.
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
The women’s movement hasn’t changed my sex life. It wouldn’t dare.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
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