I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers-but then, nobody is perfect.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
Macho does not prove mucho.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
I don’t remember anyone’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.
My most favorite joke is that to keep a marriage, the husband should have a night out with the boys and the wife should have a night out with the boys, too.
I only cook when I’m in love.
When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things seriously. This attitude of mine gets me into a lot of trouble.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
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