Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is no diet for a big ego.

Any woman who diets all the time can’t help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

There are always generic terms like ‘Americana’, but there are no boundaries as to where it can go.

I’ve never done a romantic comedy, because it seems they can’t just tell a love story. It’s always something like a radio station does a poll and decides these two people will get along, and if they do they get a million dollars. You don’t need all of that to get into a love story.

You haven’t been around here long, have you.

It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good.

I dreamed of being an actress when I was a little kid because you don’t know then that the writer writes everything the actor is saying. But as I got older, I got into college and became more aware that writing is another option, and I started getting into it, too.

There wasn’t much sex and drugs… well, there wasn’t much drugs!

I just needed a job. Before being hired as an usher at the CBS Theater, I didn’t even know there was a show business.

We were all on this ship in the sixties, our generation, a ship going to discover the New World. And the Beatles were in the crow’s nest of that ship.

My favorite day at ’30 Rock’ is Thursday when the show airs. At lunch, we screen the episodes. For everyone to watch together, to see the stuff we all worked on, to hear the crew laugh – it’s great fun.

I’m very proud of my skin and my face, and I have no problem not wearing makeup. I don’t wear makeup because I feel like I need to cover myself up or because I don’t feel confident. I wear makeup because it’s fun; it’s like painting on my face.

The reason there weren’t any, I am surmising, is that a lot of Latin kids, Latino kids, in those days didn’t have the money to take those kind of classes.

What cha saying boy, you think Im playing boy, watch ya mouth girl, its a mans world.

As strange as movie making is, doing love scenes for the first time with someone you’ve never even said hello to does work in terms of having a fresh quality to a relationship.

Yes, we are celebrities, but yes, we’re also innovators, we’re also inventors, we’re also thoughtful.

Never put a question mark where God puts a Period.