Zsa Zsa Gabor

I only cook when I’m in love.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

There is no diet for a big ego.

Macho does not prove mucho.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

I was young when I first went to America. I was 19 years old, and I went crazy. I met The GTOs and my mind just snapped. I’m from a nowhere town in the Midlands and here were these girls with bare breasts blatantly coming on, and of course we went crazy.

Very rarely artists come in on their own terms and get to do everything – whatever they want…it doesn’t really matter about talent in the beginning. Talent is what keeps you here, getting in the door is just about how you start in the music business.

What cha saying boy, you think Im playing boy, watch ya mouth girl, its a mans world.

I feel like I represent normalcy in some way.

Never have doubted it, even when the plane crash happened. I wasn’t mad at God. I just knew that there was a reason that I didn’t know about why it happened.

(On his feud with rapper Ja Rule) Right now he’s desperate. He should be talking about me, not Eminem and (Dr. Dre) and everybody else. He’ll lose, he knows that. The route that he has to take is the “I’m a mad gangsta” hardcore route, and ain’t nobody gonna believe him.

We rely more on enthusiasm than actual skill. Whatever you do, do it enthusiastically and people will like it more.

The memories of a man in his old age, are the deeds of a man in his prime.

The suit-and-tie job is very nice, but it’s not really who I am in my heart.

A lot of kids join the army to get a college education. That’s why they do it, and they get sent into these horrible situations.

I found myself a sophisticated, educated American. He’s not an actor. He’s traveled the world. He knows where Europe is, unlike a lot of Americans. He’s very cultured, but he’s all man.

I’m very proud of my skin and my face, and I have no problem not wearing makeup. I don’t wear makeup because I feel like I need to cover myself up or because I don’t feel confident. I wear makeup because it’s fun; it’s like painting on my face.

I’m just a regular girl. Some days I’m super strong; some days I’m super insecure. I just speak my truth and if people like it, they like it, and if they bash it, they bash it.

Everyone asks me about being so worried or thinking about existence as if I’m the only person who can’t understand why a tree grows the way it does or why a person is in power when they’re not that great. These are questions everyone has.

There is no such thing as ugly. That’s a word that doesn’t really enter my vocabulary. If there’s any definition to being perfect, you’re perfect at being yourself.