Zsa Zsa Gabor

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

My most favorite joke is that to keep a marriage, the husband should have a night out with the boys and the wife should have a night out with the boys, too.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Remember-the only place men want depth in their women is in her décolletage.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

I try to keep a low profile in general. Not with my art, but just as a person.

At least when the race starts, he’ll know where they’re all at because they’ll all be in front of him.

It sounds lame, but I was really concentrating on this job. It was my first American thing so I was pretty focused. I went to Portland for two months before we starting shooting, and I just didn’t talk to anybody for ages during the beginning of the shoot. I never went out, but I kind of broke down half way through. I was like, ‘Okay, people are starting to think that I’m actually out of my mind now.

I don’t have anything that I treasure at all. They’re just things. I tend to buy an awful lot of stuff, like clothes and things. But I wouldn’t be bothered if my house burns down tomorrow.

I prayed to God for peace and love, I’m looking at you as a blessing. You told me life been looking up so take that past shit as a lesson.

You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.

The reason there weren’t any, I am surmising, is that a lot of Latin kids, Latino kids, in those days didn’t have the money to take those kind of classes.

This industry’s very fickle, you’re only as big as your last record, you know? And we intend on releasing some good records yet, so we don’t intend on going anywhere.

Even in 2008 – which was probably the most exciting political cycle I experienced while at SNL – there was a sense of a hangover afterwards. But this time, it has been relentless, and we’re only relentless in what we’re doing because [the Trump administration is] so relentless in what they’re doing. So this is all a reactive relentlessness.

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual with the successful one is a lot of hard work.

I don’t try to just be a blues singer – I try to be an entertainer. That has kept me going.

I’ll take opinions from anyone from Jay-Z to a janitor, and I might value the janitor’s opinion more.

We had this bonding week at the begining and I did a lot of improvising with Rupert and he’s really, like hes incredibly funny, but just as a real person, because hes funny in the film obviously, but he can do – he’s like really versatile doing acting, and Emma as well, she can just, she just does it, shes an actress, she always has been and she’s just incredibly intelligent young person.

I’m my worst critic and I always want to give people something better than I gave them before.

[on Amy Poehler] Not only is she not afraid to look silly, she’s not afraid to let you throw her in the air like a basketball and catch her.