Zsa Zsa Gabor

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

Macho does not prove mucho.

They made me use an accent, which I wasn’t thrilled about because a lot of us, obviously, don’t have them.

I’ve deliberately tried to calm myself down because eventually I want to be a good role model to my kids.

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war –for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I’d say we deserve ours more.

I think it’s important to be flexible and free, and you can’t be free and spontaneous if you don’t know what you’re doing.

The whole idea of music, from the beginning of time, was for people to be happy.

Elections: the only excuse for a grown man to kiss a stranger’s baby and not have the cops called.

So I’m you, I’m us, it’s us. It went from Kanye, which means the only one, to just Ye – just being a reflection of our good, our bad, our confused, everything. The album is more of a reflection of who we are.

In L.A., unless you’ve just won an Oscar or you’re Mr. Studio Head, no one talks to you. Even at parties.

I can’t believe Tina Turner actually was on the same stage. I can’t believe I set foot on the same stage, and it’s going to be an album, people are going to buy it, and it’s going to be a video.

I think some fans want everything to stay they same because they want to stay the same.

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show her ankles to to get that job?

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.

For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids – it’s their favorite dinner.

The interesting thing about my character ‘Sylar’ is that my strengths as an actor seemed to go completely against the shape of a character in the shadows. I stepped into this character and then realized how much there was to play with.

I’ll take opinions from anyone from Jay-Z to a janitor, and I might value the janitor’s opinion more.