Zsa Zsa Gabor

I only cook when I’m in love.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

There’s no better money to spend than your own.

When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

If The Beatles or the 60’s had a message, it was ‘Learn to swim. And once you’ve learned – swim!’

In L.A., unless you’ve just won an Oscar or you’re Mr. Studio Head, no one talks to you. Even at parties.

I pay all my own bills… I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.

I resent performing for frisking idiots who don’t know anything.

At least when the race starts, he’ll know where they’re all at because they’ll all be in front of him.

There are stereotypes and it is quite amazing how often members of bands seem to follow those stereotypes. Singers are all vain. Guitarists are all vain but won’t admit it. Bass players are quiet people, and drummers are very exciting people to be with.

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?

Think of our government as a body. The IRS is the anus. It’s nobody’s favorite part, but you need that thing working properly or everything goes to shit real quick.

But listen, I’m 29-years-old, I’m really lucky to be there and whatever happens I’ve been really blessed already. I have plenty of awards for this movie and if this was it for me I’d be really content.

Impossible to believe that dear Freddie has been gone for 10 years now. The immediate pain has obviously retreated but I can honestly say that not a day goes by when I do not think about him and miss his presence. He filled a very large part of my life – the life of the others in the band – but most especially the millions of people he never met! As I look back, I think the one thing that tends to be unsaid – aside from the obvious traits of fun, utrageousness, generosity of spirit, vocal ability etc – is the sheer brilliance of his musicianship. Leagues ahead baby. Fred – we love you – we miss you old friend!

In Hollywood they say there’s no business like show business. In the hood they say there’s no business like ho’ business.

You would find in a lot of Zep stuff that the riff was the juggernaut that careered through and I worked the lyrics around this.

I don’t know what it feels like not to have a great family support system – I was lucky to have that.

People say, Kanye he’s so crazy, he’s this, he’s that. People call you crazy so much you start to believe it yourself.

In reality, the main thing that keeps me awake at night is probably the destruction of the planet; that’s what gets me pretty upset.