Zsa Zsa Gabor

I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

I only cook when I’m in love.

The women’s movement hasn’t changed my sex life. It wouldn’t dare.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Remember-the only place men want depth in their women is in her décolletage.

We don’t want to be influenced, just informed.

I used to sleep nude – until the earthquake.

I feel like it’s harder to get women to show up for movies.

There is no diet for a big ego.

For anyone who feels the need to hate, just know I’m looking at my phone like #GirlBye!

I’m just a regular girl. Some days I’m super strong; some days I’m super insecure. I just speak my truth and if people like it, they like it, and if they bash it, they bash it.

Whenever you’re scared of something, don’t let that define you. We all feel it, but step up.

At the end of the day, I just do my job. I love my art. But I genuinely want to change the world. I’m very generous, and I really want people to see that I am – that’s really it.

[on her nude picture scandal] I’m much better now. But truthfully I don’t like talking about it. It was something that was meant to be private, and even though it isn’t anymore, I’d still like to keep it as private as I can. It was very traumatic, and I am extremely upset it happened. I hope all my fans can learn from my mistake and make smart decisions. But I wouldn’t have been able to get through it if it wasn’t for my family, friends, and fans, who supported me all along the way.

I would say that one of your greatest accomplishments, Amy Poehler, is that you have so successfully used your art and comedy as a source of positivity in the world, by creating Smart Girls [an online community for girls, encouraging them to be their authentic selves], by making [Leslie in] Parks and Rec not only a positive feminist character but creating a good-hearted worldview within that program.

I think mystery is kind of great. I don’t know anything about Bette Davis or Katharine Hepburn or Ava Gardner – not really – and I like that. I love watching their movies because they’re my personal movie stars. I don’t know what they eat and who their trainer is.

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

To me, they are equally important, as they represent a certain period in my life and times. With that in mind, it really is impossible to pick favorites.

My career has been a combination of hard work and timing. Working with Stevie Wonder at the Kennedy Center Honors was timing. The Tonight Show was timing. Carnegie Hall, that was timing. My marriage was timing. I was ready, I wanted to know what it was like.