Zsa Zsa Gabor

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.

Any woman who diets all the time can’t help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers-but then, nobody is perfect.

I don’t remember anyone’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

Definitely tougher to be vulnerable. As a woman in the industry, you try so hard to remain strong and to not let your guard down. And once you let the walls down and let people see that you were a regular person who has feelings, sometimes people take advantage of that. I think that applies for everyone. It’s always a little bit nerve-racking to just completely let your guard down because you just don’t know if people are going to appreciate it. And then if they don’t appreciate it, you can feel like you did it in vain.

I’m not perfect! I’m human. I make mistakes. But I try to be as conscious as I can about things I should be. If I’m going to do something commercial and mainstream and made for the masses, I just believe you can make those kinds of films with quality – and good ideas and good intentions. There’s a lot of negativity out there.

I don’t want to be a babe. I don’t want vanity to ever get in the way, because I think to maintain that, you have to be aware of yourself all the time, and that gets in the way of acting. My job’s not to be the beautiful person. My job is to be the best actor I can be.

I don’t see what the point is in growing up.

I believe ‘ye’ is the most commonly used word in the Bible, and in the Bible it means ‘you’.

The mind is an erogenous zone.

You don’t even realize how much you need Internet, but it really stops you from doing a lot.

I decided I am not going to say things I do not mean anymore.

I have to work with IKEA… Yo, IKEA, let Kanye create! I want a bed that he makes! I want a chair that he makes! I want more products from Ye!

If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’

I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, ‘How did that happen?’ I don’t even remember buying them. I also like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. My addictions are pretty much the only things I consume.

I sometimes do worry that actors are people’s role models, you know. And doctors and teachers and people doing really important things just get paid nothing. And they put us on the cover of magazines. They should be our heroes. I find it all a bit dubious.

I’ve already done so much. The rest is just gravy, it’s like frosting on the cake

I see my role as a baby doctor helping people deliver their babies. I felt the same way in the music industry.

I think the world has too many actresses.