Zsa Zsa Gabor

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

My most favorite joke is that to keep a marriage, the husband should have a night out with the boys and the wife should have a night out with the boys, too.

I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.

Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.

When you go to the Oscars, don’t dress like you’re never going to go anywhere again. Don’t take such a big swing.

My mum and my dad are the sweetest couple.

As Dan was doing school at the time I was just sitting by myself for ages and at the time I wanted to be taken really serious as an actor so I used to just sit around just drinking coffee all day and trying to look really intense.

No, I’ve never thought that I was gay. And that’s not something you think. It’s something you know.

When Yale reached out, I thought it was a hoax, but they really followed through.

I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.

You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!

I’ve never done work for money, ever. If your choices are based on grosses and the film doesn’t do well, what does that mean? It leaves you with nothing.

Anything where we’re the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

I know without our fans and the devotion of our fans we wouldn’t be here. I don’t mean to put them down, but I’m just stating a fact that it is hard to play to people that see you all the time and it takes a lot of fun out of it in some ways.

I come from the tradition of a big Irish family that loves to sing. I love to perform.

I don’t think it makes me a role model. I think it makes me inspiring. Cause I’m from the bottom I think they look at me and go ‘well, if he made it, I can make it’

I love Obama. I’m sure we’ll hang out, go to Richard Branson’s island. It’ll be cool.

If you sold out the Troubadour, that was it.

We are following other people’s opinions. We are controlled by the media. And today it all changes.