Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

My most favorite joke is that to keep a marriage, the husband should have a night out with the boys and the wife should have a night out with the boys, too.

Macho does not prove mucho.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

I think movies are great and I have a great time making them but they’re not what keeps you warm at night, or what’s ultimately the most important thing in anyone’s life journey.

The older you get the more capable you get at managing life.

I’m just chatty. But I do express my opinion.

[On his belief in soul mates] I hope there is such a thing. I guess it would be quite scary to find a soul mate when you’re young because you’re probably going to mess it up.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

Show No Love , Cus Love Can Get U killed

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.

Maybe it’s because I’m English, but in terms of how people perceive us I only pick up on the negative side of it.

I think a poet is anybody who wouldn’t call himself a poet.

When you are followed constantly by fanatic fans,you try to eliminate the times you come up against them.That’s why I hide myself sometimes.

[on Mae West] I do think she was a spectacular talent. There’s no question she was a comedic genius, but I did, in person, actually feel like she was some kind of a dockworker in drag.

Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice…but at least he tried hard!

Really, life is life. You do a lot of different things and you have great adventures but there’s not a lot to talk about unless you’re in the middle of an adventure at the time. Circumspection is not one of my better, favorite conditions, really.

I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.