Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers-but then, nobody is perfect.

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

There’s no better money to spend than your own.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

They said, ‘Well, it can be done, but we’ll have to do it a different way (rather than purchasing the series).’ So here we are.

I’m really afraid of getting hit by cars, like terrified of it. I’m terrified of crossing streets. I’m also very accident-prone…I think people aim for me.

I’ve never, ever, raised a fist to anybody in my life.

I forgot better shit than you ever thought of.

It’s a sport to me. I never want to get too complacent with my writing or my flow.

I also went to art school and learned to play a piano there, but I play by ear.

I don’t now what situation they came from and I don’t know what they were offered to go somewhere else. It’s the times now, There’s not a any loyalty for anyone or anything – a whole lot. Wherever the money’s at, that’s where they’re going, so I don’t blame them. They’ve got just a few years to get it done and if they don’t get it done then, then they aren’t going to get it done.

No, I was two years older than the other guys. I was a war baby. My family were a lot poorer than they were. I’d had to fight too hard for anything I had in my life and to smash things up for me.

I have plenty of pet hates. I can’t stand people scraping their plate or slurping their soup. I can’t stand waiting in lines. I hate people talking inanely about the Lord Of The Rings. I hate people whistling. But I’m not like this because I’m famous. I’ve always been a grumpy bastard.

We slept together and, believe me, I know the best and worst of David Geffen.

[on drumming] There’s something rather nice about spending the evening hitting things.

Everyone asks me about being so worried or thinking about existence as if I’m the only person who can’t understand why a tree grows the way it does or why a person is in power when they’re not that great. These are questions everyone has.

Researches reported that they developed a ‘self-healing’ plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built and medicine is practiced. In a related story, Joan Rivers will never die.

I love Led Zeppelin, they were four prodigiously talented musicians. The magical combination of Jimmy Page and Robert Plant underpinned by the best rhythm section, John Paul Jones on bass and the best rock n’roll drummer in the world, John Bonham.

I think the world has too many actresses.