Zsa Zsa Gabor

The women’s movement hasn’t changed my sex life. It wouldn’t dare.

To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.

I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

For me, singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness.

Show No Love , Cus Love Can Get U killed

I’m a big fan of ‘The Office’, both the British and the American versions.

I’m very wary of talking about statements. I’m a storyteller, I’m an actor, an entertainer.

Fame always brings loneliness. Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole.

I don’t have anything that I treasure at all. They’re just things. I tend to buy an awful lot of stuff, like clothes and things. But I wouldn’t be bothered if my house burns down tomorrow.

I have cellulite. I have stretch marks. I feel intimidated by Victoria’s Secret. Hollywood is one of those endless competitions, but it’s like running a race toward nothing. There’s no winning. You’re never going to win the pretty race. I just want to be the best version of myself that I can be.

I’ve got a terrible memory – I end up repeating myself quite a lot. The only thing I can remember is that I’m going to repeat myself!

Girls are a distraction and can easily cost points.

Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

[on the death of Stan Lee] I owe it all to you, Rest in Peace Stan

I don’t weigh myself. I just go by if my clothes fit. I try not to participate too much in the incredible amount of wasted energy that women have around dealing with food. I just feel like being healthy is sort of a job requirement to be on TV, and being a writer is so much coping with fatigue and stress, and you just eat. You eat to stay awake.

It’s my nature to downplay.

I’m not sensitive, I give people things exactly the way they are, and if they’re ready to absorb it they will, and if they aren’t they won’t.

Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.