Zsa Zsa Gabor

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.

Thats the worst thing, I dont really care if people say I’m a bad actor, I can like work on that, but if they just say that he’s ugly thats just like “oh.. really?

I still like to get carried away – but passively.

So many people try to grow up too fast, and it’s not fun! You should stay a kid as long as possible!

A band’s only unique thing is its chemistry, especially if none of you are prodigious players or particularly handsome. The one thing you have is your uniqueness, so we hold on to that.

This heart of mine could never see what everybody knew but me

I’m really an outdoorsy girl. People think I can’t go anywhere without getting all primped up, but I love to go camping, and I’m totally fine with not doing my hair or makeup, not taking a shower and just hiking.

[on Mae West] I do think she was a spectacular talent. There’s no question she was a comedic genius, but I did, in person, actually feel like she was some kind of a dockworker in drag.

There wasn’t much sex and drugs… well, there wasn’t much drugs!

I knew I had to make a sacrifice to do what I’ve always wanted to do.

I have learned a lot about myself and come to deal with a lot of things that, at first, bothered me.

I’ve never been cool and I don’t really care about being cool. It’s just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted.

What I recall for the first two years is my daughter not really knowing who I was and getting rather agitated when I came back off tour, as she thought I’d come to rob the house.

I don’t enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don’t have that kind of ‘I love the bad guys’ thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people.

A coworker at SNL dropped an angry c-bomb on me and i had the weirdest reaction. To my surprise, I blurted, ‘No. You don’t get to call me that. My parents love me. I’m not some Adult Child of an Alcoholic that’s going to take that shit.’

I think they called it ‘sucking up’ to begin with. They finally had to come up with another name.