I only cook when I’m in love.
When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
I believe in large families. Every woman should have at least three husbands.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
My most favorite joke is that to keep a marriage, the husband should have a night out with the boys and the wife should have a night out with the boys, too.
I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
I’d like to win an Oscar.
2016… falls well below my standards of quality!
We’re still trying to break records on the twentieth anniversary of Live Aid. I’ve just heard Bob Geldof has put Phil Collins on a jet to Philadelphia. There’s nothing going on there, we just don’t want him around this year. No I’m joking, of course we didn’t put him on a jet. We stuck him in a catapult. To be fair, he didn’t get very far. Although it worked in rehearsals when we used it on Chris De Burgh. I could do a whole routine about injuring Phil f**king Collins.
Fame always brings loneliness. Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole.
Well, for the My Generation album, there was nothing to be nervous about in them days. We used to take every day as it came. Every day was just a gig and I think we did the recording between gigs literally.
I didn’t know how to throw a punch – why would I? Who knows how to throw a punch? Now I do it all the time, and it makes me feel strong.
It’s always great to make a film about people that don’t get along, because you inevitably wind up getting along so well.
To me, they are equally important, as they represent a certain period in my life and times. With that in mind, it really is impossible to pick favorites.
I hear the sound of time roaring past me, …And there is no time to lose.
Being on tour is like being in limbo. It’s like going from nowhere to nowhere.
To be honest, I don’t want No. 1’s anymore. Now, don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t mind the odd few, but I’d also like a record going in at eight and staying around.
Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the ApprenticeĀ but at least he tried hard!
Who can wear the skimpiest outfit? I mean come on. These young girls are talented singers, they don’t need that, but they feel they have to be in competition to have the least covering. That’s the saddest thing.
I like work. If it’s not hard enough, I try to make it harder. I like the process of being daunted by it, tackling it, and knowing I can do it.
I think it’s a responsibility, but like Tupac Shakur, I’m a real model. Which means: I’m not pretending to be something that I’m not, because like he said, people are going to be disappointed when they find out who you are, because it’s not going to be what you presented to the world. So just keep it real. I’m a good kid and that’s all.
