Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers-but then, nobody is perfect.

I have a suspicion that the definition of ‘crazy’ in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to f-ck her anymore. The only person I can think of that has escaped the ‘crazy’ moniker is Betty White, which, obviously, is because people still want to have sex with her.

You can sometimes get your own feelings across more strongly if you pretend that you’re singing it from someone else’s angle. But it’s always from me. It’s just a new way of framing it.

You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope someday you’ll join us. And the world will live as one.

Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”

There are no mistakes, only opportunities.

[On being criticized after admitting she and then-husband Ryan Phillippe have gone to couples therapy] Since when is self-improvement a negative? Why wouldn’t I be interested in psychology? I like to read a lot of psychology books. I’m obsessed with child behavior; I would love to be a child psychologist.

I think we’re a band with a lot of history now so it’s nice to come up with something that doesn’t have any history at all.

The rain can’t stop the vibes that are going to be created TODAY!!!

[On his early day in the music business] I stepped on a lot of toes… at that time.

I’ve had tinnitus for about ten years, and since I started protecting my ears it hasn’t got any worse – touch wood.

[on Mae West] I do think she was a spectacular talent. There’s no question she was a comedic genius, but I did, in person, actually feel like she was some kind of a dockworker in drag.

Here in L.A. the standard of beauty is kind of ridiculous. I want to be doing this when I’m in my fifties and sixties and this isn’t what I’m going to look like.

I’m not a flowerchild or anything like that… whatever it was.

Oh, nerds!

[on shopping] God no! I hate it, absolutely hate it. I can’t stand it, it’s such a drag. So I just tend to wear the same things all the time. I don’t like change anyway.