Zsa Zsa Gabor

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

Remember-the only place men want depth in their women is in her décolletage.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

I don’t remember anyone’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?

I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. You don’t just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at SNL is writing to go after someone.

When you’re thirty-five, you can’t take as much booze … and I always got a little violent on drink…So it was kind of self-destructive suicide side of me, which is resolving itself for the better, I believe, because I never enjoyed it…

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

Ahh, I’m from Canada so… no. I’m a Northern Belle.

I like you baby, just not more than my work right now

I think it’s a responsibility, but like Tupac Shakur, I’m a real model. Which means: I’m not pretending to be something that I’m not, because like he said, people are going to be disappointed when they find out who you are, because it’s not going to be what you presented to the world. So just keep it real. I’m a good kid and that’s all.

You don’t waste your entire life waiting to go back to dust.

[on acting] I just enjoyed it as soon as I started doing it. It fulfilled something in me, and I’m so lucky that I found it.

I feel like I represent normalcy in some way.

The first time I saw Led Zeppelin, Bonzo (John Bonham) just walked on the stage and just warmed up for about 10 seconds. Freddie (Freddie Mercury) and I nearly fell over we just couldn’t believe the power and the sound. People are still today trying to imitate Led Zeppelin, America is full of drummers trying to play like John Bonham.

You can start any Monty Python routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

Even with my wife, I see her as a representation, as a Marie Antoinette of our time.

I’ve got a terrible memory – I end up repeating myself quite a lot. The only thing I can remember is that I’m going to repeat myself!

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I like someone who’s not afraid to be a kid!