Donald Trump

The worst things in history have happened when people stop thinking for themselves and listen to other people and, even worse, start following other people. That’s what gives rise to dictators.

A brand is two words: the ‘Promise’ you telegraph, and the ‘Experience’ you deliver.

People are tired of seeing politicians as all talk and no action.

My father would always praise me. He always thought I was the smartest person

If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?

I’ll drink water. Sometimes tomato juice, which I like. Sometimes orange juice, which I like. I’ll drink different things. But the Coke or Pepsi boosts you up a little.

[On Roberts saying ‘I don’t know if I want to give up my whole management company and take it apart.’] Don’t be stupid. I’ll make you more money than you’ve made alone.

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Carpe per diem – seize the check.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.

Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they were. They weren’t trying to change the world. That’s what other people put on them. I knew all those people. I knew them all, intimately and well. Bob Dylan. I would say that Bob Dylan is as interested in money as any person I’ve known in my life. That’s just the truth.

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.

Making money ain’t nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die you’re just as graveyard dead as he is.

Bankruptcy stared me in the face, but one thought kept me calm; soon I’d be too poor to need an anti-theft alarm.

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.

The faster I make a lot of money, the faster I can have these kids I want.

I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.