When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
There’s no better money to spend than your own.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers-but then, nobody is perfect.
I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Macho does not prove mucho.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.
I believe in large families. Every woman should have at least three husbands.
I don’t remember anyone’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
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