Money often costs too much.
Poverty consist in feeling poor.
All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients.
Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
Every man supposes himself not to be fully understood or appreciated.
A man of genius is privileged only as far as he is genius. His dullness is as insupportable as any other dullness.
The more experiments you make the better.
Whoever thinks that money can’t buy happiness . . . just doesn’t know where to shop!
Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
I’m bout this shmoney!
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Money is the representative of a certain quantity of corn or other commodity. It is so much warmth, so much bread.
Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.
The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing for another is common to all men, and to be found in no other race of animals.
I have never believed that prosperity is bad or something to be shunned.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction!
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Making money aint nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die youre just as graveyard dead as he is.
