Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
Money without brains is always dangerous.
Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.
Don’t let your mouth write no check that your tail can’t cash.
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.
You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense of comradeship. Money is not a substitute for tenderness, and power is not a substitute for tenderness.
Money is indeed the most important thing in the world.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.
A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.
If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
Bankruptcy stared me in the face, but one thought kept me calm; soon I’d be too poor to need an anti-theft alarm.
I’ve earned all this money. I’ve worked for it. I didn’t cheat anybody. I didn’t issue junk bonds and put people out of work. I earned it. And I live relatively modestly given my level of success and wealth.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.
