[on money] It cannot buy you happiness. Some independence, yes.
The point is, you can never be too greedy.
If money be not they servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.
Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.
His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?
Ah, yes, divorce from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet
If you want to make a million you don’t have to understand money, what you have to understand is people’s fears about money.
I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.
I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock.
No man’s credit is as good as his money.
Somebody said to me, But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.’ That’s a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, Now, let’s write a swimming pool’.
Steve Jobs didn’t give a shit about money, and I do give a shit about money. I wanted to have a lot of money. I thought it would change my life, which it did, but not in the ways I expected.
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.
