I have never believed that prosperity is bad or something to be shunned.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
To make a million, start with $900,000.
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
[on money] It cannot buy you happiness. Some independence, yes.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
There is only one amount of money – just not enough!
Money makes your life easier. If you’re lucky to have it, you’re lucky.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.
You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.
I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
I have no interest in becoming a tax exile and living somewhere I don’t want to – I just want to be at home with my family.
