I give lectures for money, but all the money goes to charity. So, I make no money from it.
Never spend your money before you have it.
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.
It is easier to ask for money when you don’t need the money.
The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles’ heel. But if you don’t need money and you don’t need fame, then you’re free.
What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten
You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
I was so poor growing up, if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.
I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died!
The best thing I know about me, is that I’m rich
They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.
There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.
Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.
Look, Im not a rich person. Im a poor person with Money.
