Look, Im not a rich person. Im a poor person with Money.
Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.
There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail!
Money is the best deodorant.
There is only one amount of money – just not enough!
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.
I’m bout this shmoney!
No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he’d only had good intentions – he had money, too.
A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten
What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.
All money is a matter of belief.
You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense of comradeship. Money is not a substitute for tenderness, and power is not a substitute for tenderness.
