Zsa Zsa Gabor

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

There is no diet for a big ego.

Any woman who diets all the time can’t help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

I think I appear very innocent and soft, but I’m actually very dark and edgy. It’s a weird dichotomy.

People have got to let their bodies breathe a little bit more. That’s the great thing about being a pompous, jumped-up rock god. There’s plenty of air around you.

Take it easy, be a sport. Just remeber life is short.

We are excited to partner with TEAM, RADD and NHTSA on this campaign, designed to raise awareness of two major safety issues – impaired driving and seatbelt use. Richard Petty Driving Experience provides the perfect venue for the campaign’s messages and incentives, particularly for reaching young men, who make up the highest risk group for motor vehicle crashes. The collaboration of our staff, NASCAR driver hosts and fans with the celebrities and dignitaries that represent the campaign at Richard Petty Driving Experience is exciting to see.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.

There’s no better money to spend than your own.

I think it’s a responsibility, but like Tupac Shakur, I’m a real model. Which means: I’m not pretending to be something that I’m not, because like he said, people are going to be disappointed when they find out who you are, because it’s not going to be what you presented to the world. So just keep it real. I’m a good kid and that’s all.

When you get a chance to step back, you notice all these great things you’ve done and all these great people that you’ve worked with.

There’s probably not a crew chief out there who hasn’t tried something that seemed like a good idea.

As we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our souls.

I look like an angel, but I can play the bitch.

I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be judged.

What gets me is how many women – young women – give up their power and sense of self. Thinking they’re going to get more out of life if they take off their clothes and objectify themselves, instead of functioning on the principle that they’re smart and capable, that you can be an actress and not be on the covers of T&A magazines. I’m flabbergasted by how many legitimate actresses do that. It blows my mind.

Then I got a call the next day from the assistant director saying that they were putting me on a personal training programme. I thought that would be pretty cool, because it would make me take it seriously. It was run by one of the stunt team, who are the most absurdly fit guys inthe world. I can’t even do 10 press ups. I did about three weeks of that, and in the end I think he got so bored of trying to force me to do it that he wrote it all down so that I could do it at home.

A little bit independent in your walk. A little bit independent in your talk. There’s nothing like you in Paris or New York. You’re awfully easy on the eyes.