I’m bout this shmoney!
I only f**k with people who are secure enough to be happy for me and hype me up. I don’t want any ‘friends’ who fall silent during my success.
I’m surprised Beyonce liked me. I met Beyonce!!
A lot of people always question, ‘What else can she do, what else can she do?’ And I’m going to show you
When women come up to me like, ‘I am a freaking senator,’ or, ‘I’m a doctor,’ it’s like, ‘Damn, y’all like me? I look up to y’all!’
I don’t want your punk ass man, I’m too tough
I wanna hear myself everywhere
I’ve been poor and I’ve been rich and rich is better.
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.
The point is, you can never be too greedy.
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.
Look, Im not a rich person. Im a poor person with Money.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the have’s, the have-not’s, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-have’s.
Acting used to be how I paid the rent, but I sold a tequila company for a billion f**king dollars. I don’t need money.
When a fellow says it aint the money but the principle of the thing, its the money.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he’d only had good intentions – he had money, too.
