Cardi B

If you want it, and the more you keep hearing you can’t have it, you just go and get it

Me: Unbothered, moisturized, in my lane, well-hydrated, flourishing.

The faster I make a lot of money, the faster I can have these kids I want.

If a girl have beef with me, she gon’ have beef with me forever.

I’m bout this shmoney!

I don’t know how to drive.

It’s hard for a man to live with a successful woman – they seem to resent you so much. Very few men are generous enough to accept success in their women.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Lasting love and forgiveness are two sides of the same page.

Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting; as an occupation, it is too wearing; as a public exhibition, there is no money in it. It is unsuited to the drawing room, and in the most cultured society it has long been banished from the social board. It has at last, in our day of progress and improvement, been degraded to brotherhood with flatulence. Among the best bred, these two arts are now indulged only in private– though by consent of the whole company, when only males are present, it is still permissible, in good society, to remove the embargo on the fundamental sigh.

I think when you get married, it’s not a totally free ride – it’s not without its unglamorous periods and its fights and its angry noons and silent dawns or vice-versa.

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of different backgrounds, why, you are going to do that.

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don’t have sex-ever. Now that the milk is free, we’ve both become lactose intolerant.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.

Cherish your human connections – your relationships with friends and family.

My dad used to say, ‘You wouldn’t worry so much about what people thought about you if you knew how seldom they did.

I never felt I was too protective. I felt I was functioning as a dam against the river of sh*t that comes pouring down on artists, and it was a job that I took very seriously.

Never put more in a relationship than you can afford to lose.

I’m currently single, so I want to have fun! As for what guys need to do to date out of their league, it’s all about the swagger. If you have confidence, you can get pretty much any girl.

You know the funny thing, I don’t get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.