Cardi B

I don’t know how to drive.

I’m surprised Beyonce liked me. I met Beyonce!!

I pay my mama’s bills, I ain’t got no time to chill.

I don’t want your punk ass man, I’m too tough

I have real good parents. They poor. They have regular, poor jobs and what not. They real good people and what not; I was just raised in a bad society.

I have 100 percent Bronx pride like it’s a country like I AM the Bronx.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

My dad used to say, ‘You wouldn’t worry so much about what people thought about you if you knew how seldom they did.

You know the funny thing, I don’t get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

We walked to meet each other up at the time of our love and then we have been irresistibly drifting in different directions, and there’s no altering that.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.

The most beautiful girls wear their hearts on their sleeves and their souls in their smiles.

Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt

Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting; as an occupation, it is too wearing; as a public exhibition, there is no money in it. It is unsuited to the drawing room, and in the most cultured society it has long been banished from the social board. It has at last, in our day of progress and improvement, been degraded to brotherhood with flatulence. Among the best bred, these two arts are now indulged only in private– though by consent of the whole company, when only males are present, it is still permissible, in good society, to remove the embargo on the fundamental sigh.

Kiss me, and you will see how important I am.

I think I had the best of James [Taylor]. I mean, I was so in love with him. Not with blinders on – I was in love with him because he is a remarkable man, and he gave me a tremendous amount.

[a metaphor for the end of her marriage] The process of divorce is about loading a blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands.

I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire after a month or two. I am on wife number five right now, maybe five’s a charm?

It’s very easy for me to thank everyone for the incredible contribution they’ve made to my life.

Your experience will be a lesson to all of us men to be careful not to marry ladies in very high positions.