Robin Williams

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.

Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

Carpe per diem – seize the check.

You can start any Monty Python routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”

We are following other people’s opinions. We are controlled by the media. And today it all changes.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.

I think actors have a choice of drawing attention to themselves or living on the outskirts.

If my fans want to do something for me when that time comes, I say, don’t waste your money on me. Help the homeless. Help the needy… people who don’t have no food… Instead of some big funeral, where they come from here and there and all over. Save it.

He was going to make it. He had a passion for driving a car … Adam was never interested in anything else.

They (Barnes Theatre Club) were a very good group, and for some reason when I finished the backstage thing, I just decided to that I should try to act. So I auditioned for Guys and Dolls and got a little tiny part as some Cuban dancer or something and then in the next play I got the lead part, and then I got my agent. So I owe everything to that little club.

As strange as movie making is, doing love scenes for the first time with someone you’ve never even said hello to does work in terms of having a fresh quality to a relationship.

Who can wear the skimpiest outfit? I mean come on. These young girls are talented singers, they don’t need that, but they feel they have to be in competition to have the least covering. That’s the saddest thing.

Working with people, the musical part is one thing but the personal part is totally different and just as critical. If the friendship is there and it’s a lasting friendship, then it will take care of itself.

I don’t remember anyone’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?

[on having a baby] Obviously, this isn’t the time in my life that I would have chosen to do this, but I feel like life gives you these challenges for a reason. I feel so happy and glad to be in the place that I am. I really feel blessed. This is something I need to face and take control of.

Trump hasn’t said one crazy thing, he’s said thousands of crazy things, each of which blunts the effect of the others.

I’ve always been very positive and very resilient.

I sort of identify with him (Cedric) in a couple of ways. Generally, I am quite pleasant. I think he is too, and I think that is one of the basic similarities. Let’s see, I’ve got blond hair, I am relatively sporty. But, I think he is a better person than me.

I don’t believe in perfection. I don’t think there is such a thing. But the energy of wanting things to be great is a perfectionist energy.