Francis Bacon

The momentous thing in human life is the art of winning the soul to good or evil.

Houses are built to live in, and not to look on: therefore let use be preferred before uniformity.

Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God.

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying.

Look to make your course regular, that men may know beforehand what they may expect.

Truth is a naked and open daylight.

I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died!

Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.

Don’t let your mouth write no check that your tail can’t cash.

If a person gets his attitude towards money straight, it will straighten out almost every other area in his life.

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in the world. Now that I’m old . . . I know it is.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.

You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!

Money makes your life easier. If you’re lucky to have it, you’re lucky.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.