Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

Any woman who diets all the time can’t help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

The women’s movement hasn’t changed my sex life. It wouldn’t dare.

There is no diet for a big ego.

Do I love the road? Honestly? No – but it’s how I earn my living. I also don’t have the blues, like it’s some kind of fever. The blues is my job. It’s what I do.

Gravity is nominated for best film. It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age.

No one wants to quit when he’s losing and no one wants to quit when he’s winning.

I am slightly disheveled, I think. I’m really pleased that I am, because otherwise I could be in a really, really dull and boring place now, as a musician at least.

The only thing that I’m scared of is not livin’ up to the expectations of Dr. Dre and Eminem.

I actually love the audition process, so I’m so happy to fight for things. I would love to read something that I want to fight for, but lately the scripts are not that compelling.

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.

When I was producing on my own, I was doing it in order to – in a very patriarchal entertainment industry, let alone planet – very much hell-bent on trying to prove to myself, if nothing else, that I could do it as a woman.

Ain’t it just like the night to play tricks when you’re tryin’ to be so quiet?

This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!

Yeah, it’s tough being smart and sexy, too. I have to say, I’m really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it’s true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.

I love being sexy; I’m never gonna stop being an exhibitionist

Then I got a call the next day from the assistant director saying that they were putting me on a personal training programme. I thought that would be pretty cool, because it would make me take it seriously. It was run by one of the stunt team, who are the most absurdly fit guys inthe world. I can’t even do 10 press ups. I did about three weeks of that, and in the end I think he got so bored of trying to force me to do it that he wrote it all down so that I could do it at home.

I think it’s a responsibility, but like Tupac Shakur, I’m a real model. Which means: I’m not pretending to be something that I’m not, because like he said, people are going to be disappointed when they find out who you are, because it’s not going to be what you presented to the world. So just keep it real. I’m a good kid and that’s all.

Easter is very important to me, it’s a second chance.