Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don’t remember anyone’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers-but then, nobody is perfect.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

I could live without my phone. And one thing I’d love to do is experience having the freedom that kids had back in the ’80s.

What turning forty means to me- I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that, but now I do.

It’s VH1, it’s everywhere, and you know music is just the world right now. People love music.

I have a certain curiosity for life that drives me and propels me forward.

I think I’m brave about some things and a huge coward in other ways. My fake bravery is talking in front of a bunch of people who might hate it.

If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’

If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’!

I’m not a flowerchild or anything like that… whatever it was.

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

Contrary to popular myth, I didn’t just hatch out of an eagle’s nest, circa One Million Years B.C., clad in a doe-skin bikini. In fact, I was more surprised than anyone to find myself on location in such an exotic setting, high atop a volcanic mountain in the Canary Islands! With the release of that famous movie poster, in one fell swoop, everything in my life changed and everything about the real me was swept away. All else would be eclipsed by this bigger-than-life sex symbol.

I’m tryna stay way away from her. It comes from experience, Im at a point in my life where I feel like Ive done that. At some point you cant drown yourself in that, you have to grow. If I ran into a chick like Kat Stacks I would know what it was.

I have to say, I’m really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date.

The first album I ever got was “Like a Virgin”. It was during the Iran Contra conflict-I thought she was saying, “Like a Persian”.

Music is split up now into little pockets.

We are trying to communicate a fulfilled ideal. Does anybody remember laughter?