Money is the best deodorant.
You just do it. You force yourself to get up. You force yourself to put one foot in front of the other, and God damn it, you refuse to let it get to you. You fight. You cry. You curse. Then you go about the business of living. That’s how I’ve done it. There’s no other way.
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
It is easier to ask for money when you don’t need the money.
If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around.
I give lectures for money, but all the money goes to charity. So, I make no money from it.
Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.
The lack of money is the root of all evils.
If you want to make a million you don’t have to understand money, what you have to understand is people’s fears about money.
There is only one amount of money – just not enough!
Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.
We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.
Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer
Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
