Money is the best deodorant.
You just do it. You force yourself to get up. You force yourself to put one foot in front of the other, and God damn it, you refuse to let it get to you. You fight. You cry. You curse. Then you go about the business of living. That’s how I’ve done it. There’s no other way.
If saving money is wrong, I don’t want to be right!
I give lectures for money, but all the money goes to charity. So, I make no money from it.
Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
I’ve been poor and I’ve been rich and rich is better.
It’s money. I remember it from when I was single!
We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.
When a fellow says it aint the money but the principle of the thing, its the money.
The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing for another is common to all men, and to be found in no other race of animals.
Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.
I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.
Don’t let your mouth write no check that your tail can’t cash.
If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.
A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
