Ronan Keating

[On a drunken experience] I seemed to have lost all control of my body. My brother Gary found me outside the house in my underwear.

I’ve signed breasts and bums. I’ve signed everything!

It is also a testament to the role that Ireland and its citizens have played towards combating world hunger, poverty and under-development in agriculture and rural development,

Well, I speak for my show only when I say we’re in debt to journalists because we’re just pulling clips all day long which they made in the first place. We know that a lot of people watching our show haven’t been watching the news as closely as we have – they haven’t been following hundreds of reporters on Twitter all day. So I guess our goal is to say: ‘Hey, here’s what happened today in 10 minutes, and hopefully we’ll tell you in a way that won’t make you throw your remote at the television’.

I am looking for a man I couldn’t beat in a cage fight.

You don’t even realize how much you need Internet, but it really stops you from doing a lot.

I’ve never done work for money, ever. If your choices are based on grosses and the film doesn’t do well, what does that mean? It leaves you with nothing.

There are positive things that come of social media as well as negative.

[On singing in Walk the Line] The director came to us and he said “No, I really want you guys to learn to sing. To learn to play instruments and I want you to record an album”. and that is what… and I just absolutely was just gob-smacked and I said .. “I don’t know. I can’t do that.” And he said “Well I want you to try.” Now that’s the thing for me. If someone asks me to try, I will always try.

I’m not a mean person, but I have a capacity for it. I have the biting comment formed somewhere in the back of my head – like it’s in captivity. Sometimes people expect that I’m going to be tough. It’s not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time.

I’ve had tinnitus for about ten years, and since I started protecting my ears it hasn’t got any worse – touch wood.

I get crazy in a bookstore. It makes my heart beat hard because I want to buy everything.

More idiots should just shut their mouths.

I’m a chocolate addict!

Relax, stop overdoing it, and just breathe for a second.

I must say, as a point of pride, that I didn’t get the job because I was a woman. I got the job because Amy Poehler moved to New York with the Upright Citizens Brigade and I was the next best thing.

I always thought that was so strange that people would try to corral you and pigeonhole you in one category and not play you anywhere else.

I decided I am not going to say things I do not mean anymore.