Chris Martin

There’s a reason why people who’ve had bad relationships with their parents listen to angry stuff.

I don’t drink, I don’t take drugs, I don’t smoke.

Celebrity culture has gone crazy, and I think the reason is that real news is just not bearable, and it also seems impossible to change anything.

I could be walking down the street one minute and get a handshake and then get spat on the next. I’m never sure whether to wear gloves or a helmet.

I know being on a major label is meant to be antiquated, but we’re fine with it.

More idiots should just shut their mouths.

I don’t try to just be a blues singer – I try to be an entertainer. That has kept me going.

I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.

I’m just a big, hard tool.

Do the NBC bigheads really pay attention to these message boards? Um, I don’t know if they read the message boards. I hope so, because I write fifty to a thousand fake posts a week, mostly, uh, saying that I’m really good and that no else is as good as me. So, I hope they listen to that because I’m trying to get a raise.

My most favorite joke is that to keep a marriage, the husband should have a night out with the boys and the wife should have a night out with the boys, too.

Do I love the road? Honestly? No – but it’s how I earn my living. I also don’t have the blues, like it’s some kind of fever. The blues is my job. It’s what I do.

I look like an angel, but I can play the bitch.

I hope we left you with something to put under your pillow.

Prison sentences are a lot like penises – if they’re used correctly, even a short one can do the trick… is a rumor I have heard.

The trouble is now, with rock’n’roll and stuff, it gets so big that it loses what once upon a time was a magnificent thing, where it was special and quite elusive and occasionally a little sinister and it had its own world nobody could get in.

I think London’s sexy because it’s so full of eccentrics.

I’m a flamboyant type of guy, a cooler version of Liberace.

The mind is an erogenous zone.

Last year I couldn’t even have a date,but now it seems that girls have changed their opinion about me.

To me, they are equally important, as they represent a certain period in my life and times. With that in mind, it really is impossible to pick favorites.