Max Asnas

I’m bout this shmoney!

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.

Money frees you from things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money comes in handy.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

The best thing I know about me, is that I’m rich

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

The man who never has money enough to pay his debts has too much of something else.

The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles’ heel. But if you don’t need money and you don’t need fame, then you’re free.

It’s money. I remember it from when I was single!

I’ve earned all this money. I’ve worked for it. I didn’t cheat anybody. I didn’t issue junk bonds and put people out of work. I earned it. And I live relatively modestly given my level of success and wealth.

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Getting money is not all a man’s business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

Money is indeed the most important thing in the world.

You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.