Lil Wayne

The man who never has money enough to pay his debts has too much of something else.

Never spend your money before you have it.

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

All money is a matter of belief.

Don’t let your mouth write no check that your tail can’t cash.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

If money be not they servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.

I make no claim to being a business genius. You can make so much money in this business that it loses its value.

There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.

Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.