Carl Fox (Wall Street)

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

We are not the sum of our possessions.

His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet

The point is, you can never be too greedy.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

To make a million, start with $900,000.

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.

Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

If money be not they servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.

Use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal.

I’m bout this shmoney!

finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.