Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

Any woman who diets all the time can’t help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers-but then, nobody is perfect.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things seriously. This attitude of mine gets me into a lot of trouble.

I’ve had some pretty good experiences on everything, even if the film doesn’t always work.

You wouldn’t pour soda on plants.

So I have probably 1,200 little bits of paper with notes, which when the Ambien really starts to kick in, don’t really make much sense. Say what you like about prescription drugs, but they do help when you’re sequencing a record.

Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn’t know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. She is a Hillary flunky who lost big. For the 100th time, I never mockeda disabled reporter (would never do that) but simply showed him grovellingwhen he totally changed a 16 year old story that he had written in order to make me look bad. Just more very dishonest media!

That had her lip-syncing to a record… There was no protection for her as a person or as an artist…

But contrary to what some people seem to think, I was never a bully. I was just a hard man.

Confidence is key. Sometimes, you need to look like you’re confident even when you’re not.

I’d like to win an Oscar.

The only reward for anything is food.

I had lots of breaks.

I think a poet is anybody who wouldn’t call himself a poet.

Just keep taking chances and having fun.

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

So many people try to grow up too fast, and it’s not fun! You should stay a kid as long as possible!

Let’s start with the church. As you know, it’s my background, it’s a natural setting for me and it’s definitely my roots.