Rebel Wilson

If you’re wondering why I was only nominated for three of the categories tonight, it’s because I don’t swallow.

I was planning to go into law or politics. I was well known for my public speaking. I went to an all-girl boarding school with uniforms. It was very posh for someone like me who came from a world where my parents showed beagles and sold dog products out of a yellow caravan.

I’ve only met Brad Pitt once before. Well, I didn’t really meet him. I kind of just stood behind him and smelled his hair. It smelled really good.

Welcome to the MTV Movie Awards I am a bit surprised they asked me to host… and so was MTV. They thought I was Adele.

I think I appear very innocent and soft, but I’m actually very dark and edgy. It’s a weird dichotomy.

I’m from the ghetto side of Sydney. We don’t really do drive-bys, we just do drive-thrus.

I think everyone’s intentions are to become a performer at first. But by the time I was in high school and college, I discovered that I liked writing and that I was probably a little better at it.

My daughter is in love with Adele. She listens to her every day. To see someone with that much passion and soul move a 9-year-old is amazing and it’s magical.

Because I talk so much shit they give me overcredit just to shut me up!

My advice to kids is give it your all! Give it 110% and don’t give up!

An iPhone would be a more coherent president of the United States.

I don’t remember anyone’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?

We are excited to partner with TEAM, RADD and NHTSA on this campaign, designed to raise awareness of two major safety issues – impaired driving and seatbelt use. Richard Petty Driving Experience provides the perfect venue for the campaign’s messages and incentives, particularly for reaching young men, who make up the highest risk group for motor vehicle crashes. The collaboration of our staff, NASCAR driver hosts and fans with the celebrities and dignitaries that represent the campaign at Richard Petty Driving Experience is exciting to see.

I don’t want to stop and I don’t think Pete (Pete Townshend) does. We’re at the pinnacle of our decline.

If a few companies were less greedy, the people at the bottom woud have a lot more.

I personally really like getting a proper album with artwork and everything.

The fact that I am a young woman who doesn’t need a man for money. I don’t need a man for a job. I’ve never had to f**k for beats. I’ve never had to f**k for a record deal. I don’t have those pressures. I get up when I want, shop when I want.

The fans are just as crazy. because we have the young fans and the old fans now, so it’s more like double-trouble for us.

Music is for every single person that walks the planet.

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.

I’ve just been so lucky, but also I’m acutely aware that I’m only a brushstroke in the whole piece.