Tina Fey

If you were to really look at it, the boys are still getting more money for a lot of garbage, while the ladies are hustling and doing amazing work for less.

This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in 10,000 pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over 14,000 dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

We’ll probably end up doing a terrible crossover, where the Matthew Perry character on the drama rapes my character on the comedy-and then the ‘Law & Order’ team solves the crime.

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.

I’ll be ready for it to happen and that way it won’t happen. It’s a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it’s my lot in life.

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show her ankles to to get that job?

I have learned a lot about myself and come to deal with a lot of things that, at first, bothered me.

I hope we left you with something to put under your pillow.

I don’t drink, I don’t take drugs, I don’t smoke.

I don’t see what the point is in growing up.

People don’t have to like or support you, so you always have to say thank you.

Some may call it attitude, some might call it genius

There are no mistakes, only opportunities.

If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

If you don’t know what it is, don’t mess with it

When I was a child, I had posters of James Dean in my room. I was a big admirer of his work and was fascinated by him living on the edge. Looking back, my life was kind of the same.

There’s no point regretting things. If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. Life’s too short to worry about things I’ve said.

I’ve been scared and I’ve liked not hanging on to stuff where I know that I’m in my comfort zone.

Everyone wants to be black so bad I wake up feeling so exclusive!

I think it’s important to be flexible and free, and you can’t be free and spontaneous if you don’t know what you’re doing.

Donald J. Trump is America’s back mole. It may have seemed harmless a year ago, but now that it’s become frighteningly bigger, it’s no longer wise to ignore it.