Rebel Wilson

I’ve only met Brad Pitt once before. Well, I didn’t really meet him. I kind of just stood behind him and smelled his hair. It smelled really good.

I’m from the ghetto side of Sydney. We don’t really do drive-bys, we just do drive-thrus.

I think I appear very innocent and soft, but I’m actually very dark and edgy. It’s a weird dichotomy.

I was planning to go into law or politics. I was well known for my public speaking. I went to an all-girl boarding school with uniforms. It was very posh for someone like me who came from a world where my parents showed beagles and sold dog products out of a yellow caravan.

I am looking for a man I couldn’t beat in a cage fight.

Welcome to the MTV Movie Awards I am a bit surprised they asked me to host… and so was MTV. They thought I was Adele.

Possibly the whole creative whirlwind of any musician’s life is based on garnering and developing and absorbing more and more experience.

I’ve had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best friend’s my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

A friend of mine had this great theory about the “Teletubbies”, that it’s preparing us for being mindless. And getting us ready for living in an underground world. When they build the underground world because we can no longer breathe the air that it will look like Teletubbie land.

You can’t give up something you really believe in for financial reasons. If you die by the roadside – so be it. But at least you know you’ve tried. Ten minutes in the music scene was the equal of one hundred years outside of it.

Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.

Ain’t it just like the night to play tricks when you’re tryin’ to be so quiet?

Before our albums are released I feel like we still own it, that we have control over our music. But once it’s out there in the world it’s no longer ours.

It’s crazy because, you know, my parents always want me to watch old films to make me realize how amazing some of the older actors are. And I was obsessed as soon as I watched ‘Stand by Me.

I found myself a sophisticated, educated American. He’s not an actor. He’s traveled the world. He knows where Europe is, unlike a lot of Americans. He’s very cultured, but he’s all man.

I find Hollywood really toxic.

So, I took lessons, and I love to shoot now. It’s a lot of fun.

Say Yes. You’ll figure it out afterward.

[on the death of Stan Lee] I owe it all to you, Rest in Peace Stan

No other formula gives your baby a better start at life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.

I still like to get carried away – but passively.