Rebel Wilson

I’ve only met Brad Pitt once before. Well, I didn’t really meet him. I kind of just stood behind him and smelled his hair. It smelled really good.

I’m from the ghetto side of Sydney. We don’t really do drive-bys, we just do drive-thrus.

I am looking for a man I couldn’t beat in a cage fight.

If you’re wondering why I was only nominated for three of the categories tonight, it’s because I don’t swallow.

Welcome to the MTV Movie Awards I am a bit surprised they asked me to host… and so was MTV. They thought I was Adele.

I was planning to go into law or politics. I was well known for my public speaking. I went to an all-girl boarding school with uniforms. It was very posh for someone like me who came from a world where my parents showed beagles and sold dog products out of a yellow caravan.

While making Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde, I had like 50 outfit changes. It was great! I’m real into the whole “girlie” thing, it was a lot of fun. I really enjoyed it.

I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian.

I’m very outspoken. I will ask a silly question, but I really am deadly serious. I want to know the answer.

Politics: ‘Poli’a Latin word meaning ‘many’; and “tics” meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

I think some fans want everything to stay they same because they want to stay the same.

I like work. If it’s not hard enough, I try to make it harder. I like the process of being daunted by it, tackling it, and knowing I can do it.

I am working on a dress sock line of funky, colorful, cool designs.

[On her most dreadful crush] I used to drive, pretty pathetically, I’d just drive by their house all the time and they didn’t know who I was. I’d just drive by the house all the time. I once knocked on the window and I thought, “What am I doing? What am I going to say if they come to the door and don’t know who I am?”

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

I’ve been working so hard, I’m about to have a Mariah Carey.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I don’t do too well there. If you were brought up in London, where you can walk around everywhere and there are theaters, you can’t really do LA. I couldn’t make a life there. You’re in a car all the time, and there are no seasons.

[On taking a pay cut to make a documentary] I could keep trying to do the same kind of comedies. You know how it’s going to go, and you can get an audience with it, but then I feel like a hamster on a wheel.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

Cats know, comin’ out of four, they better be standin’ on it, else they’ll be standin’ in it.