Chris Martin

I get more people approaching me about how good I was in ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ than being in Coldplay.

I never talk about my wife: we’re both in public professions but we try to keep our private life private.

Some people misconstrue our band just to be a commercial venture.

We rely more on enthusiasm than actual skill. Whatever you do, do it enthusiastically and people will like it more.

I don’t speak particularly well. That’s one of the consequences of being extremely ugly.

I think shareholders are the great evil of this modern world.

I’m not a flowerchild or anything like that… whatever it was.

I don’t speak particularly well. That’s one of the consequences of being extremely ugly.

Florida, just because you’re shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn’t mean you have to act that way.

We’re not going out there with somebody pretending to be Freddie Mercury. We are what we are now; we’re not what we were then, we’re just going out, playing our songs.

So, Alec Baldwin; great actor or greatest actor? I’m gonna say “greatest actor”; Greatest…living…American…actor…in…the Baldwin family…by a mile.

I was born in ’74, so I missed out on all the great early ’60s and early ’70s.

I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian.

Latinos are here to stay. As citizen Raquel, I’m proud to be Latina.

Mothers – we owe everything to them. They gave birth to us, they nurtured us, they made us who we are. And this Mother’s Day, we have just one thing to say to all the mothers out there: Get the fuck back to work.

It’s nice to always make an effort when you get photographed.

So, I took lessons, and I love to shoot now. It’s a lot of fun.

When choosing sexual partners, remember: talent is not sexually transmittable.

I think its important to keep an element of fear about yourself because it makes you appreciate the jobs.

I just asked her to support me in this one thing. It’s not a big lie. She should have understood that I was just trying to sell the song to America’s premier songstress.

When I was going to school in, like, ’84 to ’88, you didn’t have cell phones. There was no e-mail, if you can wrap your brain around that.