He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think – yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.
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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects himself.
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To be happy at home is the ultimate result of all ambition, the end to which every enterprise and labor tends, and of which every desire prompts the prosecution.
There is a time when a man distinguishes the idea of felicity from the idea of wealth; it is the beginning of wisdom.
If a diplomat says yes, he means perhaps. If he says perhaps he means no. And if he says no, he’s the hell of a diplomat.