Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest.
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.
No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: The one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.
Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
Who prays for Satan? Who, in 1,800 years, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
Work like you dont need the money, love like youve never been hurt, and dance like nobody is watching.
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