Golf is a good walk spoiled.
When one has tasted it Watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.
Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting; as an occupation, it is too wearing; as a public exhibition, there is no money in it. It is unsuited to the drawing room, and in the most cultured society it has long been banished from the social board. It has at last, in our day of progress and improvement, been degraded to brotherhood with flatulence. Among the best bred, these two arts are now indulged only in private– though by consent of the whole company, when only males are present, it is still permissible, in good society, to remove the embargo on the fundamental sigh.
It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
Now I’m a warrior.
You are so much more than what people have done to you, and to let that define you, would be a tragedy.
I didn’t start a war. Nobody died.
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
By a museum, I assume you mean an institution dedicated to the events of Sept. 11 and the aftermath. If that is done with sensitivity, I think it would be most appropriate.
Of all the follies the elder generation falls victim to this is the most foolish, namely, the constant criticism of the younger element who will not be and cannot be like ourselves because we and they are different tribes produced of different elements in the great spirit of Time.
If you don’t have a plan, days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months, months turn into years, and before you know it you’re looking back saying, I should’ve had a plan.
I’m embarrassed to say a good chick flick – I’m an old romantic.
The farther you look back, the farther you can look ahead.
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
The way out is through the door. Why is it that no one will use this method?
A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache.
Love is kind, it’s clear. It’s effortless, and it’s irresistible.
You cannot settle the problems of Europe by long-distance telephone calls and telegrams. Round the table we must get!
If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way.