Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.
There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy’s life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.
History is strewn thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill, but a lie, well told, is immortal.
Man – a creature made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.
Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.
If you don’t like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.
I don’t know anybody so old he can’t do something useful. Just give them a chance and see.
Progress is a new season and the rule of progress is everything in its season.
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
Life did not stop, and one had to live.
There is no reality, only perception.
I think I am basically a happy person.
If you want more, you have to require more from yourself.
The best leaders are those most interested in surrounding themselves with assistants and associates smarter than they are. They are frank in admitting this and are willing to pay for such talents.
Smugglin’ that by me? That’s like tryin’ to smuggle sunrise past a rooster.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
Insanity in individuals is something rare – but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
Most fashionable commodity in US is going to be old-fashioned common sense and work.
Chaos is a friend of mine.
Sometimes you’ve just gotta give yourself what you wish you were getting from someone else.
